Chicken Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because there was a KFC on the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was too long to walk around it. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken hadn`t evolved yet Why did the horse cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off.
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Elephant Jokes Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin. How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of ice cream, an elephant and lemonade. Why do elephants have Big Ears? Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom. How do you stop an elephant from charging? You take away its credit card. Chicken Jokes Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster. Why did the fox cross the road? She was chasing the chicken. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because it got run over half-way. Why did the zebra cross the road? Because it got hit by a truck Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross? The other shakes his head: No way, look at what happened to the zebra. Skoda Jokes I make no apologies for the next series of posts - I thought they were funny in the "sixties" and "seventies" and now that I have reached my second childhood, I still think they`re funny. Of course the younger (ie. under 60) reader can substitute their own transport! How do you double the price of a skoda? Fill up the tank Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens? To keep your hands warm while your pushing it. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda? Okay, seems like a fair swap What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ? A Dreamer What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ? A skip What do you call a Skoda with a seat belt? A rucksack Elephant Jokes Continuing the theme...... .
How many elephants can you get in a Mini? Four; two in the front and two in the back. How many giraffes can you get in a Mini? None; it’s already full of elephants. How do you know if you have an elephant in your refrigerator? There are footprints in the butter. How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator? You can hear giggling when the light goes out. How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator? You can’t close the door. |
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